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Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free. They only had a dollar in change between them. "I've got it, follow me." said the first man. They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. "We'll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender ask…
Categories: Bar 
05.12.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused…
Categories: Funny 
05.12.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the ha…
Categories: Other 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the priso…
Categories: Husband/Wife 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically. The young man gives her a stern look and s…
Categories: Funny 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
A woman goes into a dentists office, and after her examination, the dentist says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth."  Horrified, the woman replies, "Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby." To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair …
Categories: Doctor 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the …
Categories: Husband/Wife 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but every time she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been…
Categories: Police 
05.01.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office.  After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone. He said, "Maurice is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will sure…
Categories: Husband/Wife 
04.06.2017 · From Slingers-Girl
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